Addendum to Swinger’s Life
Addendum to Swinger’s Life
Correction to last posting: I would totally swing with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. No questions asked. I don’t usually have lesbian tendencies, but Angelina makes me want to become one. Seriously.
In fact, Dan and I saw Brangelina up close and personal when we went to the premiere of Brad’s new film, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. (We were invited by some friends who work for Travel Alberta– travelalberta.com– because the film was shot in the Canadian province and they got some passes.) I stood like 2 feet away from Brad and Angie, and while I’m usually not one to get star-struck (hey, celebs are people just like you and me with stinky socks and occasional pimples in weird places, right?) I really was in awe of Brangelina. And ever since I saw them in real life, I have a total couple crush on them. They are, hands-down, the most beautiful, sexy, and glamorous people I have ever laid my eyes on. So much so that, yes, it would actually turn me on to see my beloved Dan makeout with Brad. Here’s a pic of them at the premiere when we saw them:
When a good friend of mine got married a few years back, she and her hubby-to-be each came up with a Top 5 list: The top five celebs that they could sleep with if the opportunity were to arise– no questions asked, no consequences to it even though they were married. Because it would be a once in a lifetime opportunity. And because– let’s just be honest here– it’s a fun fantasy game to play. While Dan and I never had such an agreement, I would have to say that Brad and Angelina, both as a couple and separately would be on my Top 5 (so does that mean since they’re a couple and I’d hook up with either of them separately or together that I have 3 or just 1 celebrity on my list? Confusing since they’re a couple…Well, since it’s my fantasy, I’ll group “Brangelina” simply as number 1 on my list, noting that I would indeed sleep with either of them separately, as well.)
My other four celebs that Dan would just have to “deal with” if I got a chance to get biblical with:
2. The Clooney (because he’s The Clooney. Does any man look better in a tux than him?)
3. Josh Duhamel (One hot mo fo, though I’ve never seen his show, Las Vegas. Observation: Is it me or is he dating down with Fergie? He’s so hot and she’s so not and I just don’t get it.)
4. Clive Owens (his accent makes me knees weak. Really, any British or Australian accent makes my knees weak, so let’s just change #4 to “Hot British Celeb” that would include Clive, as well as Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Colin Firth, etc. Clearly, narrowing it down to just 5 hotties is a bit tough for me!)
5. David Beckham (he’s such a bimbo, I know, but he’s stunning. And we’re not talking long-term relationship. In fact, we’re not even talking, period. I don’t want to hear one dumb word that comes out of his pretty little mouth.)
I wonder who’s on Dan’s Top 5? I’ll ask him tonight– good dinner conversation, doncha think?